no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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