i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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