i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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