We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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