I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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This is classic penis vs brain.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize