Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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