She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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