They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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