did you get engaged???
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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