Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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