so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
whose parrot is this?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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