I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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