You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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