We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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