Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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