He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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