it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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