Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think people are normalizing furries
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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