Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
As shirtless as possible
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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