What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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