normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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