Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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