BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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