I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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