Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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