Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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