And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
