i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
