i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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