It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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