He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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