Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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