Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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