When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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