Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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