are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Two words: nipple clamps
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