WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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