How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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