it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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