i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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