Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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