these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
