His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We're too hungover to prance.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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