She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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