I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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