why didn't you poke me back
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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