Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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