So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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