Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize