She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you inspire me to be a worse person
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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