You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Too much gin, very little bucket
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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