I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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