Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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