just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I think I just sharted jello shots
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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