: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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