We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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