I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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