So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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